Missouri Moron day

They ought to create a moron day in Missouri on the opening of snagging season.What I have seen these guys do most people would call me a liar and say I make it up..I am not that creative..
There is a place called Haskins ford .It crosses the little North fork of the white river.It is a main paved road,but if these guys see suckers they will go nuts and block it off while casting that big heavy hook.One time I was very slowly going accross and even blew my horn because because these knuckheads were in the road.Just as I go by he rears back and whacks my antenna.I yell at him and he gives me a dirty look and says-well get out of the way can;t you see I,m casting.Nuts pure nuts standing in the road and he acts like I,m the one that should not be there..
     The worst incident I have ever seen was again the same spot but I was the 3rd car back.Two guys had the road blocked and had snagged fish jerked them out of the water and threw them on the road and again casted.The lady in front blew her horn and one of these guys reached inside his jacket and pulled out a pistol and pointed at the woman who put her car in reverse and ran into the guy in front of me.When I and the other guy got out I said did you see that nut point a knife at that woman.The guy said that was a pistol not a knife..Hard to believe people freak out like that..
   The funniest I saw was last year when I was with a friend going to town.These guys had a pickup truck with an enormously long metal platform that must have hung out 10 feet past the end of the truck and it was as wide as the bed. They had backed it down to where the rear wheels were almost in the water and two of them were on  the back casting.Then the 3rd guy climbed up and as soon as his weight went to the back the front of the truck went slowly in the air turned sideways and ended up in the river on its side and everyone in the water.Guess they never heard of leverage.There were plenty of others there and by the time we came back they had been pulled out..
  Then the guy I was with stops on the road and says to 2guys cleaning the fish and throwing guts all over.You know what your doing is illegal and I see you have some walleye.Guy laughs and says thats why we are doing this.The MDC agent is too stupid to tell the difference in the fillets.Then my friend says to them-I bet he isn;t stupid enough to clean them in water that 10,000 cows have shit and pissed in and took off in a hurry cause they looked mad....