Free Mule deer hunting trip

I am thinking about starting a guide service again. .It will be for mule deer exclusively.It will include
Bow season as well as rifle season...as written in the MDC rules...I have been lucky enough to live in states that have all 3 major deer species and have a few in the record books.
In most states you have to draw for a tag and areas to be hunted are NOT state wide..Also season is just a few weeks and you can only choose one weapon..In Missouri license is over the counter-no drawings.We are number one in the country in these areas..
Here in Missouri we are so lucky to have a season that is almost 4 months either sex -state wide-and any weapon.. You know then we are loaded with Mulies or else the season would be somewhat shorter..
  In most states a guided Mule deer hunt is 3-5 days and runs 3 to 5 thousand dollars and stuff like packing and skinning etc are not included..Trot lining for turtles was an added bonus..
 My rates will be just a flat $1000 a day and includes packing and skinning and quartering and everything is FREE if you kill one with a 30 inch spread..The area to be hunted is Southern Missouri.
This year it was real slow for mulies. Everyone wanted to hunt whitetails..I wonder why.Some even laughed at me when I asked them if they wanted to hunt mule deer.
   That's about it for now. Phones ringing. Probably calling about the free mule deer hunting trip.
Just remember to check the regs on mule deer hunting they are there..